Funny Comments From The Elders Computer Class

80 yr old Resident Angel : "Do people get sick and catch that virus if they touch it?"  The rest of us fell out of our chairs!!!

same Angel ""you mean if you take that little grey cord and connect it into the back of that thing there, then the other end goes into your printer? Is that what you are telling me?"


others:
It's a free download.  "How much does it cost?"

"If there are cookies? Who eats them?"

"Can I click on the paper clip? Will it make me sick?"

"If I have internet at home, am I wireless?"

(I'm soooo sorry,, but this is cracking me up!!)

We downloaded malware software, and Sis Rachel's ran for 12 seconds and had 168 infected files found!  OMW!

A-H-RR-OO-W-LLL!!! COLD SHOWER! Yeah buddy!

I love not having a home to go to.. I mean that in deep humor.

 A  fun song by SirMixAlot says:
 "Transform scratchin', big beat matchin'

I can tell you're getting jealous by the look I'm catchin'"

yall just wish you could cold shower on the beach as a normal routine, like me!

 It is great to watch the funny looks I catch when I shampoo and condition my hair, soap up with a washcloth, and then apply all over body conditioner that rinses off!!   Love how soft the conditioner makes my skin and it makes the water bead up on me. I get salt and sand and suntan oil in my slitzs and take a shower before I get dressed, LOL.  I am usually headed straight back to work, or to church,,, tonight, it's not for a service, it is to serve by teaching/ being taught by the elders.

{{ 80 years old , Resident Angel- "you mean if you take that little grey cord and connect it into the back of that thing there, then the other end goes into your printer? Is that what you are telling me?"

But I do get tickled by whole shower bit... I am so nice and fresh and clean clean! Ting!  LOL... Smelling great,,,

 loved every second of my soiltude in and on the ocean... just me and my Creator!  Ahhhhh....

Will be driving from midnight,, no sleep since 9pm Wednesday,, but I will sleep tomorrow most likely???

WHat a gift today was!!  Love ya, Bro. Clark! Thought of you today! Will catch ya up on that later

Riding off into the Atlantic sunset :)
Jan M. Olsen
~J~

All Work? Nope, None At All

If I did not already make it a personal habit to find the silver lining with every cloud? Or if I didn't know how to roll with the flow?

Adapt?   Entertain myself with Creation and Divine Opportunities?

This work week, or negligent lack thereof would have been on my last good nerve!

Available since 10pm Monday, as agreed,  only 330 mile so far.Say What?!?!

Yeppers, dutifully drove to Miami overnight, 2 hours early to delivery.  If I had a driver manager worth his salt?  There would have been a pre-plan to keep me rolling the rest of my DOT duty hours.

By the time Joe bothered to look???  I'm out of hours.

Cest la vie!  I need the miles and money.  Got alot of people to give the money to.  It's coming up on the holidays,,, I won't need a penny,, but I have plans of making sure no one in my sphere goes hungry or wanting.

Also, decided.  I am working THROUGH the holidays.  Fed up with no address.  LOL.. I went to my P.O.Box,, which still hasn't gotten in my replacement keys,, and I had to look my number up,,, I don't even use it enough to memorize it. Why am I bothering?

So,, got my errands done.  Moved my boat from the $145 a month parking spot to a $75 spot. Grrrrr.... no fresh water down here anyway.

Mail, went by the church.  Spent an hour in prayer alone,,, alot of great progress there.  It's gonna be quieter,,, it just is.

Spent another hour with the secretary Rachel Hattabaugh.  Showed her my trip pix and set up to join the elders in a computer and internet class.
While there,, the assistant pastor popped out, he recognized my voice,, and came out just to greet me.  That was cool.

He is new,, and frankly,, I don't "connect" easily with him.. He's a great guy, I guess.  Trying too hard.   He got all up in my space,, followed me to the ladies room and when I turned he was close enough  I coulda popped him. That is waaaaay toooo close to be all up  in my proximity when I don't know or trust you.... Send your wife next time!

Anyway,, I shared my testimony of my reunion with Alisha. Then moved on.

Went to Walmart and ordered prints of the trip for my parents and brother.. another expense. Get with the internet, peeps.

Got the day off, it appears... so ,,, I am not to be dismayed,,, have driven to Hollywood,, about to get into the ocean,,,, get my sun and fun,, and pray,, GOD PLEASE, SIR,,, PLEEEAASE,,,, please ,, please??? Lower that fever, pain and my BP for even a few hours???

PLEASE???? Let me breathe for pete's sake.    Just a few hours,, is that too much to ask to not be in pain?? To not put on a happy face, but instead really be smiling through my eyes, not through the pain????

WHATEVER!!

Glad to be at the beach on a Thursday,, it's already rained,, I am almost alone.. will watch moonrise,, then go to the church, help with  the Primetimers,, then go drive to Orlando,,,

Love clouds,,, they have animals in them,, and silver linings.. The only work going on here??? Is to relax!

Thankful for what presents itself,
Jan M. Olsen
~J~

90125 !!!!!

Nighttime Radio

How are you, dear friends? Miss me this past week, Nighttime Radio? I adore classical, inpirational and jazz! Loving me some James Galway and Dave Koz now =)

JG - just adore his lively skill and crisp precision and attention to the finer nuances of inflection and detail. He is so much FUN to groove to!!! "Serenade in D" by Beethoven is a superb example!

DK- his croon just slides stress right off my temples, fingertips and boot tops!  Appreciate his care for attitude and mind.